this is why i love megan

we had a text message conversation that lasted about 40 texts, in this format:

I miss you like Wallace misses cheese.
I miss you like Simba misses Mufasa.
I miss you like Marlin misses Nemo.
I miss you like the Beast missed Belle.
I miss you like a movie star misses her hair extensions
I miss you like HSM misses good jokes.
I miss you like Vanessa misses her good reputation.
I miss you like Gollum misses the ring.
I miss you like a kid misses his balloon in the air, at the fair.
I miss you like jelly misses peanut butter.
I miss you like a person on a diet misses cake.
I miss you like Roosevelt misses being able to walk.
I miss you like I miss free rent.
I miss you like I miss you like Angelina misses adopting children.
I miss you like the Earth misses the Ozone.
etc. etc. etc.