Renbot

People think it's fun/cute to joke about robots...but here's the thing....I probably, really am a robot.

I don't cry during movies--not even animal movies.

I always fail those "prove your not a robot" tests to post comments on things.

Almost all kinds of food make my stomach hurt.

I didn't gain weight living in Italy for 18 months.

My body's temperature rarely has anything to do with the outside temperature. 

My favorite color to wear is grey.

I look weird when I run.

I sometimes set off metal detectors for no reason.

Remember when Spike Jonze made this movie and released it with limited views? That was cool...