today i was pulling out of a parking lot and i stopped before i turned out onto the street.
and a kid ran into me.
with his body.
he was walking and i stopped and he ran into the back of my car with a huge thump.
and then he swore at me and yelled all kinds of things i couldn't really hear because the windows were up.
and i sort of thought he might try and beat us up.
but he didn't.
and i wanted to say, "you're the idiot that ran into a stopped car."
but i think he probably already knew that.