quotes i have enjoyed lately, because people are fantastic:
"They, like Ewan and Nicole are maybe going to get together in a Come What May kind of thing."
"Improve the shining moments. They all shine, but it's a matter of perception."
"I don't know anything about Greek or Latin, except that part in School of Rock where they talk about Latin."
"I hate my body. I hate my life. There's no potential for me. Edward, Edward, Edward."
"People are especially dumb about books. Which is ironic."
"I was about to say something unnecessary about Miley Cyrus."
(aka the most brilliant lecturer I know)
"I really like that you have sweet potatoes in your car."
Me: "I knew he was a clone!"
Matt: "Well, that is usually a conclusion people come to when there are two people who are the same."
"I just sneezed, and about 40 little voices whispered 'bless you'"
-Evann (chaperoning a class sleepover)
"This lotion smells amazing. I need a moment alone with it."